The grounds have a lot of statues. Since Brittany and Sarah so enjoy fart-pee humor, I dedicate these photos to them!

"Buttcrack by the Neptune Pool."

By the Casita staircase.

In one of the gardens.

On the upholstery in the living room.

For added fun, scroll back up a bit, and move your mouse cursor over the dude's head.

Eeeeewwwwwwwww.

From Hearst Castle, we picked up Sparky! and headed to Buellton to do some wine tasting. And buying.